"It's funty."fed up on a great devauror day for
—Billy William remarking that he finds flies on the cow hearts funty.
Billy William is a dirty butcher who is friends with Mr Gum. He works and lives at Billy William the Thirds Right Royal Meats.
Billy meets gum[]
As a young boy, he lived in the corner of his dad's spit shop. His dad however never knew that he existed, so Mr Gum the got given Billy for free and Mr Gum found out that he could cook and was not so useless.
The Third
Nobody know what the The Third means. Jonathan Ripples thinks it is because when he was younger he was in prison, and his number was three. Peter thinks he's the third nastiest man in town. Martin Launderette think the same as Jonathan, the second time he's copied his idea, one time before getting squashed Billy says that he's third in line for the throne of Engarland, but nobody believes him.
Butcher's Darts[]
Butcher's Darts is a game that was invented by Billy William when he was drunk. It is the same as normal darts but the darts are old sheep's bones and the dartboard is a pig's head.
Strange Words[]
BW3 tends to pronounce words in an unusual way. Some known examples are:
- England = Engarland
- Funny = Funty
- Hospital = Hoppital
- Screwdriver = Mathew Robbinson
- Dinosaur = Minotaur
- Minotaur = Rhino War
- Mystery = Mittersy
- Fountain = (nobody has ever heard him say this, but it's known that he pronounces it funny)