You're a Bad Man, Mr Gum!

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You're a Bad Man, Mr Gum! is the first book in the Mr Gum series. It was first published in 2006.

Characters

These are the characters that were mentioned in the book for the first time.

*Mr Gum

*Polly

*Friday O'Leary

*Billy William The Third

*Jonathan Ripples

*Martin Launderette

*Peter

*Old Granny

Story

WARNING: This paragraph contains information about the book! Read at your own risk.

In the peaceful town of Lamonic Bibber, filled with lunatics, there lies a lunatic by the name of Mister Gum who is evil, hates everything fun, and has a fairy which whacks him with a frying pan if he doesn't keep his garden tidy. One day, a big whopper of a dog called Jake came to town and dirtied up Mr Gum's garden causing three fairy whacks to the face. Like the horror he is, he tries to poison Jake. Jake's best friend, Polly teams up with an old man who knows of all the secrets of Time and Space to save Jake the Dog. They meet the Spirit of the Rainbow who helps the town of Lamonic Bibber return to its harmony...And there's also a butcher covered in guts...And Friday proposes to Mrs Lovely, the woman who owns the sweet shop.

BONUS STORY

At the end of the pages of this ridiculous book, there lies a top secret bonus story where Friday explains the history of the universe. From an omnipresent piece of cheese to a bogie-covered computer, it has it all.

Things That Should Be Noted

- It should be noted that Polly's full name is actually Jammy Grammy Lammy F'Huppa F'Huppa Berlin Stereo Eo Eo Lebb C'Yepp Nermonica La Straypeck De Grespin De Crespin De Spespin De Vespin De Whoop De Loop De Brunkle Merry Christmas Lenoir but only her friends call her Polly.

- It should be noted that "the butcher covered in guts" is none other then Billy William the Third from Billy William the Third's Right Royal Meats.

- It should be noted that most of the facts about Friday O'Leary are straight from rumours, half-truths, and downright fibs.

See Also

*List of Mr Gum Books